Newton in romantic mood:
"Love can neither b created nor b destroyed; only it cn transfer from 1 girlfrnd 2 another girlfrnd wid sum loss of money

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.

 Don't Care

If Some People Don't
Like Me Anymore,

After All
I Am Not A Facebook
Status. . =P =D

Height Of BACK ANSWERING

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?

Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation???

Thoughts become your words, your words your actions, your actions your habits, your habits your character and your character your destiny..